I Think I'm A Ninja

If I could be a pirate or a ninja for a day, I would chose to be a ninja.
I would be a ninja for three main reasons. One is the fact that I will get shurikens. Two is because I will get to be cleaner in the long run.Pirates spend all of their time on the sea, and never get to bathe or clean themselves. pirates can contract any multitude of diseases, and they are extremely far away from ant type of medical care.
The third reason I want to be a ninja is because the ninja have an insane amount of disipline. These people spend their lives doing their ninja duty, and are the best at what they do.The ninja is a precision stealth warrior, and no random citizen off the street could hope to do what a ninja can. You would have to be very well trained and disiplined to be as accurate and stealthy as a ninja is on a bad day.